Well, I really don't know where I got the idea that pregnancy and the monster called hormones was some type of urban myth. I just couldn't believe these stories of two and sometimes three headed monsters coming out and devouring everything and everyone in sight. Well ladies and gentleman I am here to tell you that those stories are so TRUE!!! No really I have seen this crazy two headed monster staring back at me in the mirror. Snotty nose and all.
Something that I was never told was that along with a growing baby inside of me I would also receive this incredible ability to produce unlimited amount of tears. Seriously its like I have this huge bag of tear water just waiting to be let loose. And let me tell you that I does. At almost anything. If I'm sad I want to cry, if I am happy- surprise- I cry, if *D* makes a face when I ask him something- there they go. And this type of crying/tears is the stuff movies are made of. You know the sentimental, you shot my dog- how could you do this to me kinda cry. YEA. Sometimes I surprise even myself.
My feelings, really I'm not even going to go there. I think I got my feelings hurt by a little kid in the store the other day who just stared this ugly little stare at me. So lets just say I and of course *D* can't wait till my hormones go back to normal.
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